Today we are cleaning house, porch, and patio in preparation for an afternoon visit from an old friend whom we recently reconnected with on Facebook. Many moons ago, we were all members of the first local LGBTQ plus chorus. We always had a great connection with her and look forward to visiting and catching up after so many years.
It is 85° out with a 50% humidity so, of course, we are both sweating like Mean Joe Greene after a football game. (Lookit me making archaic sports references – which I only know because of the old Coke commercial.)
We are taking a breather outside under the pavilion ceiling fans to cool down and dry off before we get to the grooming part of the pre-visit prep. My shirt was so soaked with sweat I couldn’t stand feeling it against my skin, so off it came, which resulted in these goofy bare shoulder selfies
FYI: I may be pudgy, but I have medical documentation that states my “neck circumference is within normal range.” With a glowing evaluation like that, guess I should start an “Only Fans” page for neck fetishests, eh? Why let this average size neck go to waste?
Stay safe, all!
Idle Eyes and a Dormy 
You can get medical documentation that rates your neck size?!? Did insurance cover that? I could have told you that for free. I’m having an unmotivated Sunday. I could use a seriously salacious and sassy spiff-up.
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I didn’t specifically go to get my neck circumference evaluated. I get electronic copies of my medical visits, and I was surprised to see that comment on the write up because I had never seen it before and I didn’t even know that was a thing.
When someone is coming to my house, especially for the first time, it is very motivating to get off my arse and clean house. Lord knows I needed the exercise. I said salacious and sassy – I said nothing about serious. 🙂
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I wish I had an average neck size. Then again, I lifted weights when I was in my early 20s so I know what I did that made that happen.
FUN FACT: Mean Joe Greene had to drink a full bottle of Coke for each take. There were 24 takes before they got the commercial right. Unsurprisingly, at least one of them was ruined because he let out a huge burp while speaking his lines! I saw that during a 60 Minutes interview way back when.
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Of all the things I’ve scrutinized and criticized and worried about and tried to change about my body I can honestly say my neck was never one of them.
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Robzilla, I wish I had an average cranium size. I always try to stand behind other folks in photos so my big ole head won’t look quite so gargantuan.
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I never said anything about having an average size head. I said an average size neck. I’m not opening that can of worms on my blog *smirk*
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Ha!
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Oh, and SassyBear, you’re a famous singer! New revelations with every post!
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I was a singer, once. I don’t think anyone could ever accuse me of being famous.
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You décolleté minx!
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No neckline too low, no hemline to high.
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I read this as; My shirt was so soaked with sweat I couldn’t stand feeling it against my skin, so I came, which resulted in these goofy bare shoulder selfies.
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Bwahahahahahahaha
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Sexy shoulders and gorgeous neck!!! It is hot and humid in the midwest, too.
I doubt I will drop any clothes for fear of scaring the goats.
Hope you had a GREAT reunion.
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I figure my neighbors deserved a good scare!
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I hate that sticky clothing feeling. But, I cannot strip and take pictures.
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LOL. It was probably not a smart move on my part. Blame it on the heat.
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Well yes, but if you’re in your back yard, you’re mostly safe from voyeurs. Mostly.
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Not my back yard. Several houses look down into our yard (we’re on a slope) and any SUVs and Trucks driving through our alleyway can see clearly into the yard….
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Behold the power of scantily-clad blogger selfies.
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Yes. Clearly THAT’S what brings all the masses to my blog.
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Sheldon Cooper: “My neck size is normal. My mother had me tested.”
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Bwahaha! How did I not make that connection?
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Every inch of you has been documented
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The poor soul who got that job….
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Summertime is…here! Nice pictures, buddy! Best wishes for your return to work! 🙂 Naked hugs!
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Thanks, sir. Naked Hugs.
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I hope your day went well!
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I survived it. That’s the best to be expected, these days.
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