From Southern States to Center Square.
But Sassy’s only been as far
As places you can get by car
What a crazy pair!
But they’re husbands
Identical husbands all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Jeffrey adores Burgers ‘n buns
Ole Miss games, and Sonic runs
Our Sassy loves to comic shop
And cosmos really make him hop
What a wild duet!
Still, they’re husbands
Identical husbands and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,