Congrats to those who get sucked off today! April 8, 2024 / Sassybear Share this:TwitterFacebookLike Loading... Related
What are these bears you speak of? Is it a misspelling of my nom de guerrer: Sassy B. Ear? Rules? I don’t need no stinking rules! (Is there porn specifically for people who don’t follow rules?) Are you saying even a celestial vacuum wouldn’t suck you off? I mean, that thing has hoovered marbles, my Mom’s cooking, baby diapers, and MAGA-mites. LikeLike Reply
Idle Eyes and a Dormy 
Hahahahaha, these are all great!
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I am so ready! (Come to think of it, I’m always ready for that.)
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Ahem. Man, these pants weren’t this tight 5 minutes ago….
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Ha! I love that last one.
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All I read was getting sucked off, and I showed up.
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And that’s why we love you MB
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Sigh. Jesus won’t be vacuuming me up any time soon.
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What are these bears you speak of? Is it a misspelling of my nom de guerrer: Sassy B. Ear?
Rules? I don’t need no stinking rules! (Is there porn specifically for people who don’t follow rules?)
Are you saying even a celestial vacuum wouldn’t suck you off? I mean, that thing has hoovered marbles, my Mom’s cooking, baby diapers, and MAGA-mites.
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It only we could get rid of the crazies that easy.
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