By the time you read this, I will be on my way to, in the middle of, or through surgery, depending on your time zone. My Exploratory Laparotomy and Ileostomy Takedown (aka Bye-Bye Roger) is scheduled for 7:30am this morning, and I have to be at the hospital by 5:45am. I am grateful it is so early. It will be my Surgeon’s first procedure of the day, so he will be fresh and alert and I won’t have to worry about my surgery getting delayed because he’s running behind. It also doesn’t give me time to wait around all morning getting anxious about the surgery.
I believe the surgery will take 1-2 hours, possibly longer depending on how things look. I will be in the hospital for the next 5-7 days, and home recouping for an additional 3-5 weeks.
As you all know, I am not particularly sad to see Roger go. Still, he did save my life, and we have been together, day in and day out, for more than half a year, so it’s the end of an era…a short, 7 month era, but an era none-the less. I am going to commemorate this experience with a new musical I am composing. Here are the possible titles so far:
Wednesday in the O.R. with Roger
Miss Stoma-gone
The Phantom Pain of the Operating Room
More Miserable
Jesus Christ! Stupid Scars!
Cuts
Oh-My-Stoma.
The Roger Horror Picture Show
42nd Surgery
Sassybear and the Amazing Technicolor Stoma
Sassybear and the Angry Inch of Stoma
Singin’ Through the Pain
What’s your favorite?
If anyone would like to be a patron of the arts, I am accepting care packages of gluten free cookies, giraffe tchochkes, and super-hero themed gay porn.
Stay safe, all. See you on the others side.
too much gay porn, buddy, you’ll end up back in surgery 🤣
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Bwahahaha!
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I think my favorite is Jesus Christ! Super Scars! I will be thinking of you today.
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Best of luck!!! Hope all goes well 😊
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Holding a good thought 🙂 As the Dalai Lama says: “I see a safe journey; I see a safe return.”
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Wishing you a happy reconnect. Look forward to hearing from you soon,
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It’s nearly 1:15 p.m. here in Spain. You should be just about to start. Looking forward to hearing from you with Roger listening in. Wishing you well and a quick recovery. I can’t decide which title I like best. I’ll let the inspiration take you where it well. Although, More Miserable had me thinking “At the end of the day, you will be without Roger. And there’s much to be said when you are Roger-free.”
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Great word play!
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Roger that! Wishing you all the best!
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I hope all went well. Good luck for a speedy recovery!
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Wasn’t Michael Moore’s first breakout film a documentary about your stoma?
Honestly I like “Wednesday in the O.R with Roger”. Whatever the title, I am sure there will be good songs: “Never going to leave your side”, “You’ll never digest alone”, “I could have digested all night”, “Everything’s coming up Roger”, etc.
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Oh My Stoma is my fave out of that group.
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I hope all goes well. No issues !!!! And here’s to hoping you get a sexy male nurse to tend too you.
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Yay! Wishing you a great recovery. Olivia
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