Pet Peeve

There is no such thing as "would of."

The words are "would have" or "would’ve."

Just because it SOUNDS like "would of" when you say it, doesn’t mean you SPELL it like that.

Please make a note of it, because if I see you write "would of" anywhere, I will have to hunt you down and kill you.

Thank you.

6 thoughts on “Pet Peeve

  1. I’m 100% with you here S/b – but (sorry to dampen your murderous mood) I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen this phrase in both Scott Fitzgerald and James Baldwin, amongst others. I think they’ve all been American authors so although reading it has pulled me up sharply, I started putting it down as being an ‘Americanism’. Now where’s Dr Spo when we need him?

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