Figures that Ticketmaster would apply a $10 service fee for you to stay at home and do nothing. They have no shame.
The modern Snack Industrial Complex has solved the sweet/salty dilemma quite well, albeit not in GF ways. For example, people add sea salt to chocolate, or cover pretzels in chocolate. Such marvels manage to cover all the major food groups in one meal: sugar, starch, fat, and caffeine.
(Who the heck exposes their testicles when they pee?)
Idle Eyes and a Dormy 
Figures that Ticketmaster would apply a $10 service fee for you to stay at home and do nothing. They have no shame.
The modern Snack Industrial Complex has solved the sweet/salty dilemma quite well, albeit not in GF ways. For example, people add sea salt to chocolate, or cover pretzels in chocolate. Such marvels manage to cover all the major food groups in one meal: sugar, starch, fat, and caffeine.
(Who the heck exposes their testicles when they pee?)
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Who the heck doesn’t? I expose my testicles when I make breakfast and check the mailbox.
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I have been in that hotel.
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Hahahahaha, your plan vs reality is entirely accurate! I like the tickets to stay home too.
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Ha! I’ve been Yoda at a few of my past jobs.
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LOL! They are always soooo appropriate and funny! Great work! 🙂 Naked hugs!
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LMAOOO
OMG I think I’m that kitty!!
XOXO
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