As a man of…let’s say “perpetual plumbing and posterior problems”…(Thanks Crohn’s!) it occurred to me it would be wise to take advantage of all the available technologies to keep my body healthy and hygienic. To that end (no pun intended) my arsenal of assistant anal armaments has grown by one dynamic derrier douching device!
Meet, the Bidet!
The BFJ got one months ago and swears by it, so we purchased one a few weeks ago and it’s been sitting in our closet doing nobody any good. So the GGG hubby installed it today. and I gave it a whirl, and let me tell you….
…Sassy like.
It was quite startling at first but, once I got the hang of it, it was smooth sailing all the way. A very refreshing way to wash your worries away. And after using it, one thought came to mind:
I wish I had gotten one sooner but you know what they say..
(be) hind sight is 20/20.
Idle Eyes and a Dormy 
This made me laugh! You certainly have a way with words.
LikeLike
You are Pun-of-a-Kind, Sean! That was great!
Java wants a bidet in our about-to-be-refurbished (finally) bathroom. Looking forward to it.
LikeLike
You are Pun-of-a-kind, Sean! That was great!
Java wants a bidet in our Soon-to-be-refurbished (finally) master bath. Looking forward to it.
LikeLike
Hard act to follow,
LikeLike
I got one years ago. I love it! Like you I wish I had gotten one sooner. I gave Pat one last year as a present. He has yet to hook it up. Says he doesn’t need it. The Europeans are so far ahead of us on this personal hygiene. They say the way we Americans wipe our ass is like cleaning mud iff tge driveway with a towel. Use the hose!
LikeLike
Butt joy.
LikeLike
The downside is that you will now feel uncivilized if you are forced to use a public commode in America. You may have to move to Europe or Asia to remedy this. Let’s just say that if you are in a public washroom and see an empty Dasani bottle by the toilet, that was probably not accidental.
LikeLike
True Lurker!!!
But it’s why I always travel with handy travel size wet wipes!!!! For the clean fresh feeling.
LikeLike
Ooh la la!
LikeLike
Oh, groan. Tee hee hee. I’ve never seen a bidet “attachment.” Complete ones are the norm here. And many swear by them.
LikeLike
Congrats and happy cleansing and flushing out the end!!!!
But let’s hope your tract record is more successful than that of Tangia Barrons. The poor Freeling family was terrorized for at least three sequels. LMAO!!!!!
LikeLike
And prices online are dropping. I saw one it heats the water and dries you posterior for under $150
LikeLike