Suck my (Bat) dick, America!

The above panel, from the recently released 1st issue of a new “Mature Themed” 4-Issue Batman Comic Book Series, is the latest hot button item that has America’s collective panties in a knot.

Sure, we’ll ignore all the $&@!?#* going on in our world to a point, but show the faint outline of Batman’s penis in a comic marketed to adults and you have crossed a line, America. There are some things we JUST wont stand for (aside from institutionalized racism; kidnapping, imprisoning, and slaughtering of children; Dehumanizing people of color, women, differently abled, immigrants, lgbt people, people with different beliefs; ignoring the needs of our vets, the elderly, the homeless and the sick; corroding our environment; degrading our civil liberties; demonizing education, knowledge, science and fact based information; etc. etc.)

Its heartwarming what we Americans reserve our outrage for. Now, please excuse me while I whittle me a new “war on christmas” stick so I can beat the inclusion out of those damn “Happy Holiday” folks that will be popping up soon (while wearing my flaming Nike’s with a mouth full of Chic-fil-a, of course!)

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5 Responses to Suck my (Bat) dick, America!

  1. Ron says:

    Wow, that is one sexy pic.

  2. javabear says:

    What part of “mature themed” are they missing? So it’s got a shadowy dick. How cool. Carry on.

  3. I wonder if Stormy Daniels could make comparisons with Trump’s mario cart?

  4. NICE cock! and nobody better be calling lil donnie dumbshit any nasty names either! or kneeling at football games!

  5. Ravager619 says:

    You know, I’m surprised no one called him Bruce Wang after this was issued. Missed opportunity for a joke there.

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