The above panel, from the recently released 1st issue of a new “Mature Themed” 4-Issue Batman Comic Book Series, is the latest hot button item that has America’s collective panties in a knot.

Sure, we’ll ignore all the $&@!?#* going on in our world to a point, but show the faint outline of Batman’s penis in a comic marketed to adults and you have crossed a line, America. There are some things we JUST wont stand for (aside from institutionalized racism; kidnapping, imprisoning, and slaughtering of children; Dehumanizing people of color, women, differently abled, immigrants, lgbt people, people with different beliefs; ignoring the needs of our vets, the elderly, the homeless and the sick; corroding our environment; degrading our civil liberties; demonizing education, knowledge, science and fact based information; etc. etc.)

Its heartwarming what we Americans reserve our outrage for. Now, please excuse me while I whittle me a new “war on christmas” stick so I can beat the inclusion out of those damn “Happy Holiday” folks that will be popping up soon (while wearing my flaming Nike’s with a mouth full of Chic-fil-a, of course!)