When I arrived at work this morning, this was waiting for me in my chair:

What I didn’t realize is that they had placed a pile of chocolate covered raisins (“giraffe poop”) under the stuffed giraffe on top of the blanket, so when I yanked the blanket off my chair, the raisins went flying all over the place and I spent my first 10 minutes back to work on my hands and knees picking up giraffe poop.

My life, as I have lived it, with dignity.