I went to Jo-Ann Fabrics today to get some witchery stitchery. Sewing is yet another gay skill I didn’t get, so it’s the only way I know how to hem a curtain.
However, I couldn’t find it and was too embarrassed to ask for a “cheat” product in a store all about sewing, so I told the clerk “My Mom asked me to get her some ‘witchery stitchery.’ Do you know what that is and where I can find some?”
I was just too ashamed to admit that I wanted it for myself.
I hope my mom didn’t feel a boot in her backside for that.