I will spend the day checking out guys’ asses while I work to try to make ends meet. Then, tonight, I will have friends over for an ass themed meal:
- Tossed salad
The donkey will be prepared and eaten with nothing removed. It seems appropriate we eat the ass whole. We will get drunk on Rum (because it rhymes with “bum”) and make asses of ourselves. We will crack jokes and tell lies that prove we are all full of shit. I will have door prizes (butt plugs) that I will indicate are only for those who can bottom-up their Rum shots fastest, but the truth is, every one will get one in the end.
At the end of the night, we will moon each other and end the evening.
Tomorrow, I will begin my 40 days of promiscuity and “give it up” to anyone who asks.
I’m so excited!