Many people may wonder what perverted homosexual men do to celebrate the day they stood in front of family and friends and said “I want to keep living in a mockery of marriage with you.” Well, for your voyeuristic pleasure, I present to you a day in the life of married ‘mos celebratin’ their entanglement:
Wake up in the morning, eat cereal, have coffee (me) and Diet Coke (Jeffrey), let the dog out, get dressed and head out to run errands.
First stop, Post Office:
Second stop Car Insurance Agency:
Third stop, Boscov’s:
We bought new curtains
Jeffrey bought a new outfit for our Anniversary dinner
Jeffrey tried on his clothes. I sat outside holding his purse…er…wallet
We also bought a new heated mattress pad
When we got home, we put away our pool furniture, lawn and pool toys, rearranged our indoor furniture, hung curtains, organized some closets and storage space and then sat and watched Project Runway.
After relaxing a bit, we got all showered and pretty and headed to downtown Albany to have dinner at Jack’s Oyster House.
After dinner, we stopped at the grocery store for dog food, garbage bags and ice cream. When we got home, we made a video for the “It Gets Better” project started by Dan Savage on You Tube :
Finally, we had dessert, slipped into bed with our nice warm mattress cover and watched “Friends” episodes until we feel asleep.
I realize this is going to be the downfall of the American nation as we know it, that kids will grow up disturbed and destroyed, and that every ounce of decency and morality will be purged from humanity because of our depraved lifestyle but, call me selfish dammit, it was a nice day and we’re happy so I think it’s totally worth it.