>Man-on-Man-niversary: The Inside scoop


Many people may wonder what perverted homosexual men do to celebrate the day they stood in front of family and friends and said “I want to keep living in a mockery of marriage with you.” Well, for your voyeuristic pleasure, I present to you a day in the life of married ‘mos celebratin’ their entanglement:

Wake up in the morning, eat cereal, have coffee (me) and Diet Coke (Jeffrey), let the dog out, get dressed and head out to run errands.

First stop, Post Office:

Second stop Car Insurance Agency:

Third stop, Boscov’s:

We bought new curtains

Jeffrey bought a new outfit for our Anniversary dinner

Jeffrey tried on his clothes. I sat outside holding his purse…er…wallet

We also bought a new heated mattress pad

When we got home, we put away our pool furniture, lawn and pool toys, rearranged our indoor furniture, hung curtains, organized some closets and storage space and then sat and watched Project Runway.

After relaxing a bit, we got all showered and pretty and headed to downtown Albany to have dinner at Jack’s Oyster House.

After dinner, we stopped at the grocery store for dog food, garbage bags and ice cream. When we got home, we made a video for the “It Gets Better” project started by Dan Savage on You Tube :


Finally, we had dessert, slipped into bed with our nice warm mattress cover and watched “Friends” episodes until we feel asleep.

I realize this is going to be the downfall of the American nation as we know it, that kids will grow up disturbed and destroyed, and that every ounce of decency and morality will be purged from humanity because of our depraved lifestyle but, call me selfish dammit, it was a nice day and we’re happy so I think it’s totally worth it.

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6 Responses to >Man-on-Man-niversary: The Inside scoop

  1. Will says:

    >Great It Gets Better message!

  2. Ur-spo says:

    >terribly depraved indeed; small wonder the nation is going to pieces ! hohoho

  3. Mark in DE says:

    >Congrats on the anniversary, and thanks for sharing with us how you spent the day. It sounds perfectly delightful. And kudos to you for the clever blog post!

  4. Thom says:

    >Anne Marie: You forget, "cavorting nekkid in the streets" IS part of Sean's repertoire. I think he and Jeffrey were just on their best behavior today! 😉

  5. >Great post! The post office…you perverts.

  6. anne marie says:

    >"I sat outside holding his purse…er…wallet" – bwhahahahaha!you have boscov's (YAYZ); they are a local (philly/reading) family run chain.thank dog you are not cavorting nekkid in the streets, enticing and converting young boys to your "evil lifestyle". WHEN will people realize you and jeffrey lead lives as routine as the rest of us mere mortals? I will watch your video later.2 weeks from today, baybee!

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