Given that, during the summer, we bowl on Mondays and are the ONLY league in the Bowling Center and, given that it is was the final night of bowling (for now) and, given that we’re all a bunch of big gay hams, a few of us decided to have some silly fun and show up in our own forms of “drag.”
Here we are upon arrival!
Josh and Tony clarifying who’s the Dom and who’s the Sub:
Friend Tom aka Peggy Sparkles, riding Josh to the snack bar:
At first we tried just cat fighting for it:
But when that ended in a draw I knew I was going to have to step it up, so I tweaked my outfit a bit:
Utilizing a solar blanket from Go-Go’s car and Peggy’s fashion sense, we slipped into the bathroom and were able to create a crinkly, crackly, shiny frock that wafted when I walked but not when I stood still. We turned my cape into a fabulous turban and added my flashing rainbow ring as an accent broach to the turban and VOILA! I was back in the running:
Unfortunately, despite the initial roars and applause and accolades I received when re-entering the bowling floor in this fabulous new ensemble, Josh recognized the wisdom of wearing something shiny to mesmerize the gays, so he got a hold of some aluminum foil and scissors and accessorized his already-unbeatable-flesh-baring-pretty boy outfit, assuring his solid ass-whipping win. Of course, flashing his little, perfectly round, bare bubble but at the crowd didn’t hurt his chances, either.
I won’t say I wasn’t crushed or that I didn’t spend the whole drive home plotting my revenge but, after sleeping on it and having some time to process it, I realized that, yes, Josh must be destroyed.
Oh, and as a very minor consolation prize, 7BJS won the award for First Place Team, having won the most number of games for the season.
And, despite losing, I still think I looked #@!#!@&$$%#ing fabulous in that solar blanket.